AHHHHHH ARE YOU KIDDING ME
HE FCKIN LOST THIS CHICK TWICE AND HE GOES INTO HIDING AND LOSES HIS MIND AND PAINTS HER AND LOCKS HIMSELF FROM HIS TARDIS JUST BECAUSE HE LOST HER
HE LOST ROSE
HE LOST ROSE A LOT
WHY DIDNT HE GO INTO HIDING AND CRY AND SOB AND PAINT HER
DAMNIT DONNA
DAMNIT
I COULDVE HAD FLUFF AND ANGST AND TEARS AND YOU HAD TO SHOW UP
COULDNT YOU HAVE WAITED AN EPISODE
Nonononono stop that don't cry don't sound so happy oh god he finally found one that's alive yay but no i don't like her
I REMEMBER YOU
I REMEMBER YOU
LOok at your hair
OMG
THAT GRIN
THAT GRIN
HE LOOKS FIVE AND LIKE HE JUST GOT HIS BIG TRICYCLE OR ALL THE TRUCKS HE WANTED
MaATT water you doing no stop that don't make me love you I'm mad at you right now
He gets excited over, "Doctor who?" who would've guessed says the previous times he gets giddy over it and screams it to himself ajshdkjahsd
AND NOW THE DANCE AKJSKAJ IN YOUR MONK ROBES CUTE CUTE TOO CUTE LET ME LOVE YOU
No you can't just say oswald you need the oswin the cute little oswin oswin-oswald so perfect
AHAHAHAHA TARDIS mobile phone I GET IT because it's a giant police phonebox and it travels through time and space ahaha you cheese ball first it was the snow job thing and now this awh you five year old
are you wearing lipstick doctor? what kind of brand do you use it? maybe it's maybelline? however you say that
don't you materialize inside. no doctor no not allowed get out of the box you can't just materialize in someone's house that's really rude you shuold ask first
OHGOD NOT A KID NOT A KID USE A GROWN MAN SO WE'LL FEAR THEM STOP USING KIDS STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT GO AWAY CHILD that is horrifying no please don not three sixty oh god where's her brain where's her head SWEET JESUS PUT THAT THING AWAY AHHHHJKAHSJKHSJKLAHJSA
BE A MONK DOCTOR BE A MONK THEY ARE COOL GO BACK INTO HIDING
was that ten's coat? the fez! you bastard put the coat on go get ten's coat don't make me hurt you WHERE IS THE BOWTIE WHEEEEREEEE oh okay special box i bet you have rose's jacket in there too it's okay now i love you again
no no no don't make that face don't do ten's face that look of hopelessness oh god nonononono that's not allowed please stop that face oh god the feelings
Calm down Doctor you have a higher chance of getting her back than you do Rose. heh heh whovering. hovering but whovering. you cutie pie who's probably a thousand times older than me let me just adjust your bowtie r fix that part in your hair
oh damn he can hack my baby can hack. he can paint and sew and fish and knit and freaking HACK can you get any more attractive sir i think so pull out your guitar i know you have one
this is a total Goodbye Stranger parallel. superwho? i think so. Naomi worked Cas just like this. NUTS I TELL YOU FREAKIN BALLZACS JKALHSDIJL UGH NOT ALLOWED ONLY ONE FEELS AT A TIME
Awh he brought her flowers just like the JAMMY DODGERS HE GOT HER JAMMY DODGERS AWWHHH THATS SO CUTE LAKJHSALLIWAYEGASJK And look, she's 24! Rose was only 19 so that's a bit more legal wait you can tell age by licking things?! oh god ew that's terrible
Since when does the doctor use a laptop are you kidding me YOUR WHOLE BOX IS FREAKING WIFI USE THE TARDIS GO INSIDE PICK UP YOUR CUTE LITTLE LAWNCHAIR AND GO INSIDE
ohmygod nina nina that's the black chick she's the one clara did things with the black chick the pretty one with the hair and the face
hahaha he created the quadracycle that's super cute
He didn't do spoilers omg that wow THAT IS AMY'S LAPTOP YOU TERRIBLE EASTER EGG BURN THAT BEAT IT TO DEATH
hahahha she made a twitter joke ohmygod THAT'S BAD NO NONONO STOP REFERENCING INTERNET NO CLARA GO BACK INSIDE
he sounds like a snogging both what no he sounds like an offended old man OH WAIT HE IS HE'S DEPRESSED AND ALONE AND REALLY REALLY OLD HE HAS BEEN FOR A WHILE COME IN FOR A SPOT OF TEA DARLING I'LL TAKE THE BURDEN FROM YOUR HANDS
okay get in the box damnit clara i don't like you but get in the frikkin box i know you wont snog him because river will beat you.
the time turners are in gallifrayen omg i didnt notice this OH CRAP THEYRE IN A PLANE ON A PLANE WHAT DOCTOR GET OFF THERE YOU CANT DO MOVEMENT YOURE A BABY GIRAFFE LET THE PLANE CRASH THEYRE ALL DEAD ANYWAY GET OUT OF THERE GET OUTTT
okay that was a really cute introduction
i hate to break it to you doctor but you actually can fly a plane and pretty decently. you cant fly your home planet's space ships but you got a human ship so congrats
get the tea off the console you're going to spill it and imma beat the shit outta you
awh he actually used the fez to collect money
OMG WE'RE SEEING THE INSIDE HE GETS LOST IN THERE AND ITS A METAL CORRIDOR AND SWEET JESUS HE HAS A MOTORCYCLE ROOM I KNEW HE COULD GET MORE ATTRACTIVE I KNEW IT well he had a moped of course he does he probably has every vehicle known to man. i just wanna know how he got a corvette or a tank through the doors
that;s probably how the timelords wouldve won the war if the daleks felt exhaustion i mean they could just fast forward a year and the daleks wouldve crashed out waiting for them
it's because she liked the daughter duh REMEMBER DOCTOR NINA NINA SHE CALLED RORY THAT
he sees all of time and space ouch ouch ouch two hearts and twenty seven brains holy shit oh exaggerated so twenty five? Twenty two? DAMNIT DOCTOR DONT JUST SPOILLLLL
he hip thrusts "young things" what do you know about young things doctor dear god you probably repopulate off your head or something i know you dont do the sex thing for babies because you didn't know how to help amy give birth
he runs like i do yay
SHE CAME UP WITH IT oswald wins OSWIN wow that's freaking briliant dangit the pain i can't do this
oh doctor please keep glaring that's just beautiful on your face
the pained little small smile ugh ugh why you did that when river said you'd be the death of her because you knew YOU ALWAYS KNOW all of time and space up there in your head how do you sleep? do you sleep? we've seen it once but that was forced because you regenerated too fast and we've never seen it any time before that
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RELEASE HIM  LET HIM GO IMMA BEAT THE HELL FROM YOU WITH HIS CHIN I SWEAR TO CHUCK LET MY BABY GO LET HIM GO LET HIM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT HURT HIM HE'S 1200 AND DAMAGED AND NEEDS HUGS AND CUDDLES NOT THIS
UNF two doctors yes please someone tell river im pretty sure this is a big fantasy of hers
he rode. a motorcycle. in the olympics. i don't even care if he came in last SOMEONE FIND ME THAT TAPE BABIESSSS IM HEREEE
i think the doctor issued sandy and danny their antigravity car in the end of grease because dear lord no one just drives up the side of a building like that
omg he hacked himself HE HACKED HIMSELF do you not CAN YOU NOT UNGH NOT OKAY that is too brilliant he REALLY CAN SEND IT TO RIVER FOR A BIRTHDAY PRESENT klajsdahslda wrap him in a bow and ONLY a bow and be all happy birthday honey
good job doctor you finally did it right... WHAT YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE HER I STILL HATE HER BUT DAMNIT at least take the helmet and the gloves
THEFKING MONSTER TOOK HER WHEN SHE WAS A KID A KID DAMNIT NO NONONONO YOU DONT JUST DO THAT KJAHLDSKAS AHGGGGGH
he kept amy's glasses... -bitterly sobs-
"You don't want to hurt the people you care about... I wish I was more like that." NO DOCTOR NO YOU CARE YOU CARE /TOO/ MUCH THAT'S THE PROBLEM TOO MUCH HEART WAS YOURS //AND// CASTIEL'S FAULT STOP IT STOP YOU CARE remember them all the companions guilt guilt you cried guilt and you hang onto rose's memory like it's a lifeline YOU KNOW YOU CARE you cared enough for it to wreck you please baby stop
Wait the promo the promo promised me a swing set and the doctor and baby clara asking the doctor if he was lonely and he saying that he thought he was incredible and that he lost his friend twice but the thing is we all want it to be rose what WHAT AKJHSLAJK I HAVE TO WAIT A WEEK FOR THIS NONONO EXTERMINATE
EXTERMINATE
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